Baby Carriage Full of Beercans: 04/11/2004 - 04/18/2004

Baby Carriage Full of Beercans

Assfulls of goodness.

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Location: New York, New York, United States

There's nothing sadder than an aging hipster. That's why I've been so uncool all these years.

Friday, April 16

B3ta rules! I'm dying of laughter!

This B3ta artist has some of the most hilarious goofs I've seen in a while. I especially enjoyed the joust and the dolphin.

Also funny:
seems funny

What I do when i kid myself

I am the student, teacher and adjunct lecturer of my very own clown college. We are all glad I am kidding myself. Won't you pull my finger?

"Brutally shall I teach the gospel of soul-suicide..."
--Austin Spare

"We gonna have Soul Shakedown Party."
--Bob Marley

Also, check out We Want Your Soul, Inc., a promising business model if ever there was one!

Thursday, April 15

poop for peace


People have been experimenting with sex for a long time now, but I finally came up with something which I feel is completely different. Therefore, it is sexy as hell.

I want to stick my butthole up someone else's ass. I want to bypass the "average" and go straight to the "fetish": I want to stick my butthole up a horse's underage child's foot's ass.


Hello. I think I managed to tweak the Blogger settings so that this thing is GOOGLE-ABLE.

However, I just did this today, April 15th, so it will take a while before you see the results.

I put in a free WEBSTATS thing and discovered that a whole hell of a lot of people were finding my website through GOOGLE ... and probably LEAVING instantly, thanks to the Marshmallow Fluff picture, cumshots, etc. People searching really cool philosophical, science-shit and magical whatnots were greeted with fluffernutter and cumshots. Awesome.

So, anyway, now I guess my site is Google-able. Wait a few days, weeks or months for results. I look forward now to many more insulting comments/comics.

Wednesday, April 14

Extreme Makeover is my new favorite show for tonight

Fuckin' sad story, man. Wow, that poor guy made me want to cry. Who would think that a show that at first seems so shallow is actually quite doing some good in the world.

Interesting but confusing waste of time

From Elkins and Long Story Short Pier, a funly interactive thing.

Here's the instructions:
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

So, here's what I got:

"Are they what they appear to be, genuine phenomena that transcend the usual boundaries of space and time, or are they better understood as conventional psychological and physical effects?"
--Dead Radin, "The Conscious Universe"

Feel free to post your results...

Monday, April 12

The Queers Are Alright

Just refamiliarizin' myself with The Queers. I must say, this is one pop-punk band that hasn't really outworn its welcome for me. Though, you could probably put all the NEED-TO-OWN songs on one 70-minute CD, each album is worth the effort. Some of my favorites:

See You Later, Fuckface
Get A Life And Live It (Loser)
I Only Drink Bud
Born To Do Dishes